A little Presidential parody humor – “Celebrity” style

Set to the tune of Brad Paisley’s “Celebrity.”

Some day I’ll be in the White House
Do I have talent, well…no
These days you don’t really need it
When you’ve had a reality show

Can’t wait to tweet crazy theories
Can’t wait to act so crass
Can’t wait to win a nomination
And tell haters to kiss my ass

Cuz when you’re the President
You don’t need any evidence
You can tweet just like a fool
And people will let you rule
Cause you sound like them.
I can throw a major fit
When I don’t like the networks report it
Doesn’t matter why
My peeps are ride or die
Because it all comes with
Being the President.

I get to say news is fake
If things don’t go my way
And I’d be accused of murder
But my supporters won’t sway

Don’t read those major papers
They write that fake ass crap
But the more I tweet crazy stuff out
The more my name’s on the map

Cuz when you’re the President
You don’t need any evidence
You can tweet just like a fool
And people will let you rule
Cause you sound like them.
I can make wild threats
Against any country when I’m upset
And my people cheer
And say it’s better feared
Because I’m just like them
I’m their President

So let’s hitch up the wagons and head southwest
To the city of Washington
We’ll have tons of scandals, daily embarrassments
Hey hey impeachment, here we come!!!

Cuz when you’re the President
You don’t need any evidence
You can tweet just like a fool
And people will let you rule
Cause you sound like them.
I doesn’t matter what you say
As long you act like you don’t play
It’s all a bunch of junk
They hate me cuz’ I’m Trump

And I just happen to be, to be the President

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