A tribute song to Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears

There have been a great many reviews of the bane of intestinal existence for sweets lovers, Haribos Sugar Free Gummi Bears.  These little buggers use a combination of sugar substitutes which the makes of said confections stated have “laxative qualities.”  In “honor” of the hundreds of reviews of this product on Amazon (quite humorous, mind you) I offer this parody tribute set to the tune of Maddon Bros. hit single “We Are Done,” title Here It Comes.

I, want you to know

I gotta go, cause here it comes

I want you to see that I need

A chance to breath
Poop poop poop poop poop poop

Here it comes

Poop poop poop poop poop poop

Here it….

I ate Haribo’s Sugar Free Gummies

Boy was I such a big ass dummy

Noooooo I saw that warning ohhhh it didn’t matter

The sound of the farts and poop

here it comes!
Now, here’s the joke, saw what you wrote

On Amazon

They, they’re devil bears, Laxatives,

but I didn’t care.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop

Here it comes

Poop poop poop poop poop poop

Here it….

I ate Haribo’s Sugar Free Gummies

Oh my God they were so yummy

Noooooo I saw that warning ohhhh it didn’t matter

The sound of the farts and poop

Don’t eat the Haribo’s Sugar Free Gummies

They taste great but will cleanse you fully

Ohhhh that warning label doooon’t tell the whole story

The sound of the farts and poop

here it comes!


Now go out and buy some and see for yourself!

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