Perspective and the writer’s gift to another

A young man once sat on a bench, crying.  His life was shattered.  He had just divorced, had no job and barely was making ends meet with the meager jobs he landed.  It felt to him like life had abandoned him.  A woman sat next to him, dressed like an executive at a major company,…

Hello, it’s the halftime B list for the Big Game

The Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero are in full swing, and already important questions are being asked, such as “why do men have to wear t-shirts and women wear bikinis in beach volleyball?”  These critical, life altering, world changing questions are nothing compared to the most pressing issue our of time at this moment…

Characters and their campaign slogans

The Presidential campaign is in its final months, and there are joke shirts and memes everywhere.  It would remiss of us to ignore this prime opportunity to win the laugh vote, so here are the campaign slogans of some lesser known TV, movie and book characters: Smokey from “Friday”:  We gonna win, and you know…

A tribute song to Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears

There have been a great many reviews of the bane of intestinal existence for sweets lovers, Haribos Sugar Free Gummi Bears.  These little buggers use a combination of sugar substitutes which the makes of said confections stated have “laxative qualities.”  In “honor” of the hundreds of reviews of this product on Amazon (quite humorous, mind…