Ten really bad and dumb things to say while having sex

I forgot to flush the toilet.

Did you change your hair color?

I think its on.

Your mother called and asked why you haven’t talked to her.

Yeah, that sound was from me.

I love your enthusiasm.

Well done, sir.

Time to “split the uprights.”

Ah, shit!

Can you repeat that?  I wasn’t paying attention.

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