A man looked at his wife and said “My momma’ didn’t raise no fools!” His wife looked back at him a moment, smiled, and said “so, THAT’s what your daddy did for a living!”
Three very attractive women stared at a geeky looking man standing at a coffee bar. He has a noticeable bulge in his pants. After several moments of them staring at him, he walks by and, standing at just the right angle, notices they are still staring at his crotch. Finally, he looks at them, pulls out his wallet and a giant wad of cash bursts forth. He throws it on the table and says “this round’s on me.”
Moral of the story: a man can blow his wad in many different ways.